Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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