never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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