I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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