David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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