Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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