dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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