Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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