What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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