do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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