i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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