So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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