Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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