I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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