Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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