another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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