How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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