Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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