S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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