So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
50% drunk capacity currently
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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