I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's rum buckets o'clock
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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