And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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