I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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