using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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