Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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