i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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