Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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