Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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