That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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