Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
