have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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