My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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