I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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