Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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