theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My dick has a subreddit
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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