Don't you send me to vm
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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