Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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