i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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