Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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