They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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