she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I need a beard to bite.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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