You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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