I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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