I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
