Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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