Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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Alive.
So much puke
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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