yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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