i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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