I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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