I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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