i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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