No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
