chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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