Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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