Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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