Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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