I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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