how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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