found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
