It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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