i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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